Christmas Vacation

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation is hands down one of the best Christmas movies we can watch each year to get in the holiday spirit. It is one of those movies that we quote so often, we may not even realize it. So we’ve gone through and picked out our favorite lines from this holiday staple. Did we include yours?

Day 1

Yes, its a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.

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Day 2

Sh*tter’s full.

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Day 3

You about ready to do some kissin’?

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Day 4

Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down. That’s all part of the experience, honey.

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Day 5

I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.

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Day 6

Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.

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Day 7

Can I refill your eggnog for you? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?

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Day 8

‘Tis the season to be merry. That’s my name. No shit.

Day 9

Worse? How could things get any worse? Take a look around here, Ellen. We’re at the threshold of hell.

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Day 10

And why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don’t knoooooow, Margot!

Day 11

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

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Day 12

It’s a one year membership in the jelly of the month club. Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

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Day 13

What’s that sound? You hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound. You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

Day 14

Do you sleep with your brother? Do you know how sick and twisted that is? Well, I’m sleeping with your father. Don’t be so dramatic.

Day 15

What are you looking at? Oh, the silent majesty of a winter’s morn…the clean, cool chill of the holiday air… an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer.

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Day 16

Hey Griswold. Where do you think you’re gonna put a tree that big? Bend over and I’ll show you. You’ve got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. I wasn’t talking to you.

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Day 17

If only I had that money Catherine and I gave to that TV preacher who was screwin’ that hockey player. What about the kids? Well, his kids can fend for themselves…

Day 18

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

Day 19

Don’t throw me down, Clark.

Day 20

Oh, I was just smelling – smiling. I was just blouse – browsing. I, uh, heh heh. Well, I guess it just wouldn’t… Oh hee hee, it wouldn’t be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn’t it?

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Day 21

Save the neck for me, Clark.

Day 22

Surprised, Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.

Day 23

Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

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Day 24

We needed a chainsaw (laughs). We needed a tree..

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Day 25

We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny F**KING Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

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Jacob Ross is a graduate of the University of Tennessee at Martin with a bachelors degree in Marketing and a Masters of Business Administration. He currently works as the Director of New Media at AroundCampus, spending most of his time surfing the internet and playing on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Jacob is a professional foodie, bow tie connoisseur, and amateur photographer. He can out quote you when it comes to any Will Ferrel movie like it's an Olympic sport. He spends the majority of his weekends watching Netflix with his dog, Jolene.

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